The universe was setting up the environment needed for Roger Ebert to do an epic takedown.

global gas leak?

Apocalypse is Marvel

Get over yourself some day and try a chelada — or better yet, a michelada — or hell, just a shandy — and you’ll learn what a great cocktail ingredient beer can be.

A Star is Torn.

Hard disagree. Donks look awesomely stupid but individual builds aren’t going out hurting people inadvertently or doing dumb shit like racing in public for clout. Donk builds know where they stand in car culture, and they’re fine where they are.

Counterpoint: do these actually hurt anyone? I see rolling coal below and obviously sideshows above, but I don’t really see any issue with people making their cars the way they like them. This is ONLY pertaining to the modifications, not what an owner does after the car is modified (drag race, donuts in an…

He was going to cast him fat and then digitally muscle him up. Pratt heard that and asked if they would give him time to put on the muscle himself instead.

I read the Fletch books after seeing the movie when it initially came out. I was actually somewhat disappointed in them, because I had been spoiled by the singular amalgamation of peak Chevy Chase, Harold Faltermeyer’s best overall score (sorry, Beverly Hills Cop and Top Gun), and made-for-Hollywood script.

Thank you, Simone

Apollo 13 was a true story and the Martian was an engineer’s very obvious self-insert fiction/fantasy. The problem-solving in it was mostly cartoonish, implausible (or downright impossible), silly and hand-wavy. Very weird to think it’s the superior version of that story.

“everytime I see that episode”

Just wait until the OEM’s have unilateral ability to raise prices. Tesla has increased prices 25% on some models over the past two year and FSD went from $5k at launch to $15k at current. Direct sales model just shifts more profit to the OEM and leaves little to no competition. In a normal car buying landscape,…

Seems like you also hate starting your sentences with capital letters.

I mentioned the owner could be a douchbag which he seems to really be (the article does not mention it). BTW, I am definitely a leftist (I would probably not be on Jalopnik otherwise) but I don’t like people categorizing, just because they see money. And yes there are still self-made people who make it to the top of…

Now this was a clickbait headline if ever there was one. After reading her actual comments, there’s no there there.

This is what happens when you teach an entire generation that being the victim is the most important thing in any social interaction. 

It’s still shit.  Just because you get used to it doesn’t mean it isn’t an entirely inferior design.  And dealing w/ all the stupid minor things really adds up after that New Car sheen wears off.

Aren’t people tired of this “joke” by now?

Bezos contracted with a company to build the boat. The company made all the arrangements in cooperation with the city. Bezos didn’t do any of that, so why not be accurate? “Bezos’ Contractor Did Not Need To Dissemble Bridge”. How hard is that?