Thanks, Captain Obvious. 

Fuck off, you self-righteous scold

He was in a pre-teen just last week. 

Ambient lighting in general is not just trash, but trashy. Why make your luxury car look like a strip club?

Eat a snickers. 

Every single time. And always the same geniuses telling us that “cars are a depreciating asset” like they’ve cracked the Rosetta Stone if economics.

No apology necessary but thanks. Interesting how the same car can attract such a different buyer depending on location!

Golf R owner, here! Rapidly approaching 50. Multiple masters degrees. Well compensated.  Balding.

I have to badge into a garage for work every day and badge out to leave. I do 100+ mile bike rides so I can handle the physical effort, but it’d still be pain in the ass, especially after you pull through the gate and need to stop to roll it back up before proceeding (I drive a stick).

So what’s your conspiracy theory that explains this?

I’m all for buttons and knobs - it’s why bought a Mk7.5 Golf R last week after sitting in the new Mk8 - but why would you want crank windows??? They’re significantly less convenient and what’s the benefit? A small chance you have to replace a motor during the car’s life and a near-zero you get stuck in the car?

If anyone had an NFL themed wedding it would be two morbidly obese diabetics from Green Bay or Dallas and I’d be wondering in the most literal way, “how do these two fuck??”

I don’t see it. To me, that’s a pretty clever burn and the complete opposite of how I envision Boomer Humor.

Tendler has always seemed lovely and I feel bad for how her marriage ended but I can’t imagine a book I’m less interested in. 

Do you have any special knowledge about this, or are you just very confident in your personal conspiracy theories?

It’s kind of amazing how F1 managed to finally capture an American audience right when the sport was reaching peak boredom.

It’s 2o24! We’re on the internet! It’s America!

I don’t mind having an unpopular opinion and an appeal to the masses fallacy isn’t compelling.

That seemed obvious to me. Even said to my wife, “Lewis looks terrible and based on the dialogue, he’s saying goodbye.”

Seinfeld finale was nearly perfect. How else do you end that show?