Was this written by ChatGPT?  Something about the tone and language feels not-quite-human.

Don’t fall for this. There IS NO controversy.

Already saw the guillotine. You’re repeating yourself.

I should have been obvious that being born to wealth is part of “get lucky.”

You know what’s actually “adorable?” That you think employing patronizing condescension is a clever burn when it just makes you look like an edgelord from a 2007 chat room.

I said “most.” That means “more than half,” not “all.”

I agree and don’t think I wrote or implied otherwise. 

I know wacky memes are easier than using your words like an adult, but you chose an image that has nothing to do with what I said.

If you can put “the system” in that guillotine, I’ll drop the blade myself, but I find the whole “eat the rich” conversation to be pretty facile.

It’s close to being a good clause, and for the AV Club, that’s pretty good!

Ha!

What do you mean when you write she “jumped” on the hood?

I’m not an engineer, but claiming that a record played over Bluetooth retains an “analog feel” is as absurd as running a 4K TV broadcast through a black and white monitor and gushing about the color clarity, right?

Makes sense. Thanks for taking the time!

Thanks. Great answer. I appreciate it. 

I am not a comic book guy so I ask with genuine curiosity . . . is it actually meaningful when a superhero is described as “one of the most powerful” in the universe?

I find him absolutely fascinating.

The worst are regular cruisers who’ll brag that they’ve been to 43 countries like it’s a checklist of how many countries they can “do.” Meanwhile, they’ve spent four hours off the ship at each of these places and have never been more than a mile away from the port.

I noticed the same thing. It’s a low bar here but still kind of shocking that a professional writer doesn’t understand the distinction. 

I’m not a comic book guy, but the DCU always felt like a hastily thrown together me-too product. It’s not even Pepsi or Burger King, it’s more like GoBots or Zune.