Honestly, that’s probably the only relatably human thing that awkward, unlikable, charisma vacuum of a blobfish has ever done.

Who did Biden rape? Other than the fake person in your cartoon, who has ever said this?

Pardon my ignorance, but if Tesla can’t build a genuine “self-driving” car, how have robo taxis achieved full autonomous driving? And why are they either not building their own line of consumer vehicles or selling their tech to other manufactures?

Finally!  A debate even more devoid of substance and off-putting than the Republican primaries. 

As a young American backpacker, I drove across the Australian Outback in a $500 Holden that was in such dangerously poor condition the Australian DMV refused to register it.

This is the kind of bleak humor that makes me laugh.

I wonder how many people are really upset. With tens of millions of people on Twitter, you can always find a few dozen people who profoundly dumb thoughts. 

Beauty, of course, is subjective, and I’m not offended that our tastes don’t overlap, but man, I drove the new M2 and it’s great. I put down a deposit and expect to get mine in early 2024.

Looks like a Supra and that is NOT a compliment. 

In 2005 I was a young professional finally making (a little) money. Test drove all the entry level luxury cars you’d expect and ended up with a G35 Sport with the 6spd because it was so much better than comparably priced Germans. Loved that car. Never considered another Infiniti since then, though.

Matte paints

You can use the word “concerned” but we all know you just mean “judgmental.”

No, we didn’t.

Seems like a good place to mention that Lance Armstrong once asked me to stop dancing and sit down at a concert because I was obstructing his view. 

For some people, a car is just an appliance (or a “TOOL” as you emphasized) and that’s fine. It’s not a wrong perspective.

It is absolutely birdbrained to dismiss how being a police officer plays into the humor of this video, but I sure I admire your hostile confidence!

I love the new design but we can agree that “chef kiss” is awful and dated.

I’d also like to buy top trim cars for $12,699 but this feels like a pretty fair price for what you’re getting. 

It would have been quicker and more honest to have written “I hate fat, black, women.”

I’m one of those weirdos that usually enjoys dominant sports performances. There’s something about watching a person do something that no one else can do that I find inspiring. Sure, I have my favorite teams, but if they’re not in contention, I root for Goliath.