Same. Have a 2016 GTI that I adore but was ready for something more. The Mk8 R ticked all my boxes, but the interior and UI were so horrible that I willingly passed on the only car in America (I think) that has >300hp, a stick, a hatch and AWD.

Some of my best friends are golden retrievers!

Are you a golden retriever?

An asshole assaulted a performer. Their genders are not relevant, unless you’re making the argument that this attack was motivated by misogyny. 

95% of pickup trucks are peacock tails for fragile men.  That is their purpose. 

Of all the ways you can behave, this is what you choose?

In his wildest dreams, Sam Barsanti is still many rungs below “mediocre.”

Why are you like this?

Shocked to learn that Seinfeld is into TM because he seems like the world’s least chill guy.

I’m afraid I agree. I want to love it because it ticks most of my boxes but it looks like a beautiful car that got attacked with a hatchet then stung by a thousand bees.

What if she takes lessons and improves? Why shouldn’t she be allowed to retest at that point?

You’re wealthy and the totally cool parents. We all got it.

Trump is a toxic monster and historic moron, but it’s not a lie. Biden got more votes but Trump’s claim that “no SITTING President” had gotten more votes is true.

Sick burn, bro.

That’s good advice, but it’s unsolicited.

“Canine Termination Mode: Activate!”

If someone says they “hate drama” you can be sure they love drama. 

He’s a folksy huckster fuckstick, and though he’s enjoyed a life of wealth, his legacy will be that of a buffoonish quack with remarkably horrible architectural taste.

I can buy that W had mostly good intentions though for me, that’s a pretty low bar and not sufficient to earn respect.

To be fair, Bryan Adams was signing about the time before his girlfriend felt ready for intercourse and the first three months of their relationship when it was restricted to mutual oral sex.