All true but instead of comparing base prices, it’s probably more informative to share the price of similarly equipped cars.

Your list spans about two and half classes of cars across a $20k difference, though!

You can try to preemptively shoot down criticism of the Mk8 interior but that doesn’t actually address it.

Yeah, it’s a cool premise that rode it in the weirdest direction.

Congrats on the pull-up goals. Not many people can do even one.

This is more a reflection on people than airlines. Our country is entitled beyond belief and if we don’t get what we want when we want it, we bitch.

Fun music trivia: “Allentown” was actually written about Bethlehem. Billy Joel changed the town name because it sounded better and he was already working on a song called Levittown. 

Just a match and a little bit of gasoline. 

I live in the same city as one of SW’s major hubs and I fly them a lot. Never had a bad experience.

Cool. See you tomorrow!

“The fluorescent lights. The endless meetings that go nowhere. The birthday cake in the break room. THAT guy from Sales. The not-actually-optional happy hours. Two weeks vacation. I used to have dreams. I used to feel alive. So did you. How did we end up here?”

And if therapy is too libtarded for you, just buy a pack of tube socks and stuff one down your pants.

You’re right. Thanks for the correction. I told you we were really high!

This is not new. In 1998, my college buddies and I used to go “Robotrippin” where we’d chug a bottle of Benadryl then smoke fat joints until we couldn’t see straight.

I like a good redemption arc as much as the next guy, but the writers haven’t given the audience enough reasons to root for Nate.

I’m American, but I lived/worked in the Netherlands for a few months. It’s not a perfect country (as my Dutch friends are quick to point out, but to borrow your words, I always found it a “quiet and warm” place. There is something just so lovely about it and I don’t know if I’d ever have the courage to make it my home…

Let me guess. You’re not an engineer. You’re not a scientist. You hate Elon Musk?

I bet you tell people you’re pro science. Well, this is how science, technology and innovation work.

Ted’s passion isn’t supposed to be for soccer, it’s for helping others find the best in themselves and see it in others.

Ah, okay. That was the assumption I was missing.