Oh fuck, that is so good. 

Donald Trump might be the biggest piece of shit to ever live but let’s not pretend our side wasn’t equally giddy when Scalia dropped dead. 

I wasted half of high school playing Safety/Slug and The Circle Game. So many dead arms given and received.

Not bad. Only three major typos/syntax errors.

Thanks a lot, Biden.

I once flew out to California for a job interview. Big day for then 26 year old me. They paid for my flight, gave me a stipend and set me up with a rental car. All very exciting at the time

Donks are awesome. Sure, it’s form over function but so is a lot of art and design. I love the creativity and it’s not hurting anyone so what do I care?

Even her smile looks like a frown. She’s seen her share of devils in this angel town. 

It’s not hard to believe Ellen is an asshole and maybe the RS article provided more meat, but there is literally nothing in this blog that supports Chance’s claims.

Ignore commenter IContainMultitudes.  He is a troll. This is his hobby and source of self esteem. 

Boy, these companies are so cool. They feel way more like a friend than a brand. I want to give them my money because they just get me.

I think consistency is important so I try to be an asshole as regularly as possible.  Plus, I don’t know how to read.   

If that’s the nit your going to pick, doesn’t it address your point that he used the word “continue?”

You’re right. Probably just coincidence that after years of supporting roles on network TV, Pratt became a leading man in multiple Hollywood franchises after transforming his body. No pressure at all from studios to look a certain way.

Now you’re just being intentionally obtuse. 

Arguing that one particular expectation is applied equally across genders should be obviously different than your broader claim that “men and women are treated equally and fairly in Hollywood.”

Agreed. Which is why I didn’t say that either.

Chris Pratt also had to lose weight (and gain muscle) for Jurassic Park. Movies are a visual medium and appearances matter. 

Missed opportunity to capitalize on Davidson’s rumored endowment and name the movie after its characters.  Who wouldn’t watch a movie called “Meat. Cute.”

What’s actually wrong with a conditional apology?