Yeah. They all act like overcompensating, limp-dicked losers.

Lotta soft dick energy emanating from most these. 

I support Thomas’ right to live however she likes, but her competing in the women’s division seems unfair to her competitors.

My pet peeve is when people say “at this particular moment in time,” when they could just say, “now.”

“Does this rag smell like chloroform?”

This is probably a disclosure for my therapist, but hearing the name “Daddy Yankee” makes me inexplicably angry.

A Tesla meetup sounds like a nightmare.

Well said. The people talking about Max’s led laps or how he deserved a lucky break since Lewis had already gotten breaks  are just rationalizing that his first championship isn’t entirely legitimate. 

Tiger’s sister. Helluva golfer. 

No one is berating you, but hyperbole seems to be your thing. 

Seems great to me. Life’s short and stupid and I’m in favor of anything of that anything that harmlessly creates joy. 

Get a job that’s west of your home.  Problem solved. 

There is nothing more existentially romantic than 9pm sunsets. Just something about sitting around outside with friends hanging out and looking at your watch and going, “oh, wow, it’s 8:30 already?” while the crickets chirp. It’s so relaxing and comforting.

Just because this doesn’t affect Arizona’s clocks doesn’t mean it doesn’t affect Arizona. My parents live in Tucson and it’s a mild pain in the ass for them that sometimes their clients or friends or children are two hours ahead and sometimes they’re three hours ahead.  They’re not the only ones in the state who feel…

You can’t really be this sweetly naive, right?

I’m not saying this to diminish Serena in any way, but she is certainly not the most dominant athlete in history. 

I am with you 100%. This whole thing is so fucking stupid and ungenerous. 

Interesting, but a bit vague. Can we get a slideshow detailing how to buy a baby?

I wish you could buy a car that was both small and luxurious. Unfortunately, just like with houses, if you want something that is well built and fancy, it usually only comes in size XL. 

What you described is not an ad hominem attack.