Aren’t all sales-by-owner cash only? I’ve privately sold three vehicles and I sure wasn’t going to finance the guy that answered my ad on Craigslist. 

This comment is a little racist. Don’t get defensive. Just consider it.

What if you made twice as much and the car were only 1/4 of your salary?

Torque splitting rear diff is another good reason. 

Sit in a new S3 and an MK8 R and then tell me they’re the same.

There is no more narcissistic invitation than “change my mind.”

I’ve had a 2016 GTI for 5.5 years and other than oil changes, wiper blades and a cabin air filter, I’ve had to do nothing to it. I’m kind of itching to get an RS3, but I still love my GTI and get excited to drive it. Sample size of one, but it’s all I’ve got to offer!

Fine, but I can keep reading my phrenology textbook, right?

I’m taking a very similar pace with Guns, Germs and Steel. 15 years in and only 80% to go!

Jesus, that’s stingy and insulting. If it were me, I’d prefer if they didn’t match at all. It’s like when I used to wait tables and somebody tipped me a quarter. It hurt way more than just getting stiffed!

I don’t understand the legality of it, but because my hospital is run by the state, we are the beneficiaries of an insane retirement plan. We can contribute up to 5% of our salary and the hospital will match it 2-1. So if you make $150k and contribute $7,500, the hospital will contribute $15,000. Wild stuff. 

You hate SNL and you hate Hamilton and you’re happy to tell everyone. We’re all very impressed by your rejection of entertainment staples and stand in awe of your sophisticated taste.  

I was completely F1 naive coming into 2021 and knew nothing about the sport. I started watching races on Sundays which inspired me to watch Drive to Survive.

Like . . . jacking off in the car?

What is the pricing for the new R? And how did the new interior feel in person? I love hot hatches and VWs in particular, but that all digital interior has me wary.

Do you have a genetic disorder that forces you to be prick all the time? Or are you just an arrogant, miserable fuck who’s bitter that the world doesn’t recognize you as the smartest guy in the room?

I like to top mine with crushed pretzels. It provides the salt and also some carby balance to the bowl of fat/protein. 

Wait, do I have a CD player???  I have a 2016 GTI (Mk7) and I had no idea!

Does CB stand for “cock blocking,” because it sounds like he was advising against blowjobs?

Despite the advice from Will Smith in “Parents Just Don’t Understand,” when you’re young, don’t show off for girls by driving recklessly. They’re usually scared and not impressed.