I’m sure your wife is a lovely woman. I also imagine she’s an excellent writer AND has a keen understanding of human psychology. What I don’t understand is why people with such a rare and impressive skill set would choose to deploy it in corporate communications, where the job is essentially to spin messages, polish…

Oh, man. RIP, Holden Commodore.

“a movie career that soared, then inexplicably declined”

It can never be mentioned enough that her brother tortured and murdered a dog.

He also went on to star as such beloved characters as Forest Gump, Sully and Mr. Rodgers.

Jeep includes Ocean Mode with their Bro Package.

The best way to handle a tantrum is to:

You’re a real piece of work, huh?

Actually, only 28% of those hosts are saying “No more, please.”

It’s a complicated issue and I’m not sure where I fall on it, but I am unclear why this telescope is a bridge too far when there is already a sizable observatory on the summit.

Another fun one is called “Screw Your Neighbor.”

Maybe on a Sunday morning, but I don’t want to arrive at work while it’s still dark.  Depressing.

Daylight savings time in the winter? The later sunset would be nice, but the sun wouldn’t rise until 8:30am.

You know what else has a generous frunk?

Justin, you worked really hard on this comment!

This comment is so cringeworthy.

It would be this:

I think Trump was trying to convey the false idea that “to get the dishes clean, you have to run 12 consecutive cycles” but that’s far too complex a sentence for his rotting brain, so we get “you press it 12 times.”

I’m sure his performance is good, but if he were to get nominated, it would only be to balance the scale after getting snubbed for “Jack and Jill.”

True.  I assume that’s because Star Wars began with the goal of telling a story rather than creating a cinematic universe/ATM machine, and that’s fine by me.