This is not accurate.

I hate how aspirational this commercial is.

The young man lost his dad in a car accident two years ago.  Some silver platter, huh?

“And honestly, you don’t need 75". You just want the bragging rights”

“And honestly, you don’t need 75". You just want the bragging rights”

Taking opioids, tranquilizers and alcohol in a single day is pretty hardcore drug use, even if you describe it like accidentally drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.

One could just easily (as self-servingly) write:

My 2016 GTI only has 46k miles but hasn’t had a single issue, and I’m not exactly gentle with it.

Also cool: Not inviting Gene Simmons.

Jokes on them because I have no dignity!

Are you a chess player?  How does this site compare to chess.com?

You believe New Zealand is a “rotten country?” Why?

Pee Pass sounds fine, but I’m launching a Crap App.

Oh, no. Who was asking for this?

i am of the belief that the ticket sales for this movie were driven by incel types

That’s a fair assessment. Unlike their previous albums, there are definitely a few songs on FOTB that couldn’t stand on their own (Big Blue, My Mistake, Sunflower), but if I’m evaluating an album as a unified work, as opposed to a collection of songs, those stranger spots enrich the product for me.

Happy to see Modern Vampires of the City on this list, but 2019's Father of the Bride is their greatest musical achievement.

“Meth: I’ll suck your dick.”

Smells Like Teen Spirit is nearly 30 years old. It’s not possible.  My parents said it would happen to me, and dammit they were right.

I genuinely thought this was going to be about a lube designed to help poop slide out of your butt, in which case my next question was “have you people never heard of fiber?”

I was shocked that No Country for Old Men wasn’t on the list, then I was even more shocked when I realized it was from 2007.