Yes, walnuts also suck. I’d rather have almost any other nut.

Like so many “lifehacks,” it is the answer to a question nobody is asking.

It would only enrich 1% of the soil.

I really hope Corden isn’t an asshole, because I find him so uncharismatic and unfunny as an entertainer that I’d like to think he at least has found success thanks to a good personality. If he’s an asshole on top of being untalented then I straight-up don’t know what to make of him.

Man, if you don’t find this funny, I don’t want to know what you do find funny:

Shocked to see Chris D’Elia has been accused of being a comedian.

Or the nickname for a serial killers basement 

I find it amusing that you think a review where I suggest you’d be better off playing with your own asshole for an hour and a half to be “too nice.” Thanks though! I’m a ray of goddamn sunshine!!!!!

Don’t bother. She’s been doing this for years and never stops. I recommend googling her username for some greatest hits, because she uses the same one everywhere.

Poor choice in terminology and semantics is ruining a good food conversation here.

This looks surprisingly fantastic. Kasdan’s script was apparently a gem, and I love that we’re returning to the franchise’s space Western roots. In fact, this pushes further in that direction than anything we’ve seen before in SW movies.

“A game with sexual content some may find offensive”

Andrew W.K. is the anti-Morrisey.

All squares are, by definition, rectangles.

John Carpenter’s Wes Anderson’s Quentin Tarantino’s Robert Altman’s Cinemorouborous

Me and my boy Gaear prefer the ones up in Brainerd.

Ironically, he died in Hemingway, Idaho.

A classic example of being sorry only when you’re caught. He isn’t a damn bit sorry for what he did, he’s “sorry” because he could get time in jail and the couple - if they were so inclined - have an excellent shot at winning any lawsuit against him if they choose to do that.