I used to love FF, until SE decided that every male character should look like a combination Twink/70's -80's hair band musician/whiny emo bitch.

I'm sorry, did I say "when we die?"

That's because it's a little glimpse into the horror we will all face helplessly when we die.

Because I have been in similar situations and did nothing I give this gift to all the young readers out there:

My school wasnt so dumbed down that they inflated grades to the point where a 4.2 was possible. If you got 100% in a class (which even the Harvard-bound kids never did) you could only get a 4.0.

True story: when I took my AP History exam, a girl I totally had the hots for was sitting behind me. It was a hot late-May day, so I was wearing shorts and sneakers with no socks. Because I was a Very Serious Student, I was hunched over the test, with my legs tucked under the chair. About an hour into the test, I felt…

The answer is in the title, he's 38. NOW AP classes are required for a lot of colleges to even look at you, but 20 years ago, they weren't nearly as prevalent.

Right. Because we all know every struggling artist is the next Picasso, Scorsese, Barishnikov, or Mozart.

It's people like you that enable him to make more shitty movies. Those budgets could be spent on some struggling script writer's excellent original idea. He needs to lose money on every movie he makes for this absolute garbage to stop.

at some point you will find your time becomes more precious, that's when you'll hate that kind of drivel, or at least will avoid them like the plague.

Hallowed be her Death Ray.

"Grandpa," the young boy asked, his vision caught by one of the faded magazine covers in the abandoned supermarket , "Who were the Kardashians?"

I often hear brides be like "I got such a great deal on my dress! Only $900!" Are you kidding me? $900 is about $800 more than I would ever spend on something I wear for one day.

An average is an average. There is no other "real average."

My dream? $10 courthouse wedding, with a 3 hour cocktail party starting at 8pm (so kids will already be in bed). Lots of wine and small bites, mingling, maybe dancing. Done.

I did both and neither worked out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

These studies are not accurate—first of all they are a self-selected group of highly-involved brides (Knot members), second they should really report out the median cost, not the average. The typical US wedding spend is actually closer to $15K.

It doesn't "cost" anything. The price is up to the couple and their expectations for the wedding.

Bullshit. It only costs that much if YOU let it get out of control! No one puts a gun to your head and makes you get a huge venue or invite a lot of people.

It's not about getting it, there is this little thing called "empathy". You see a real problem, you're not some souless monster so you do what you can to help, even if it doesn't affect you directly.