frumiousbandersnatch01
Frumious Bandersnatch
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You spelled 'encouraged' wrong.

I'd ask if that second lines about piers or clarkson, but the answer to that is "yes".

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Last time I saw Jon Stewart kick anybody that hard in the dick, it was Tucker Carlson on Crossfire.

I'm really glad I like my parents.

I can have yogurt. But milk by itself? I'm with nuclear tummy up there.

My stomach every time I drink a glass of milk.

July 4th 1996

Sounds like a viable method of "negotiating" with terrorists. Prove that not everyone is following the kinder/gentler tactics, which these people do not respect or fear.

Not only are anti-vaxxers endangering lives, they are actually harming the cause they should be more concerned about. Autism research. Do you know how many ridiculous and expensive studies have happened in order to convince these morons that vaccines do not cause Autism? Meanwhile studies on effective treatments and

Look man, I love your work, but you're just wrong on this one.

He said heart attacks — not nitrates, aspirin, or beta blockers — are a part of the natural world. "Unfortunately, they mean that some people get sick and some people die," he said. "But the reality is that we can't just fill people with chemicals."

That's the thing that I still can't figure out. I understand the Jenny McArthys of the world and random people online who spout crazy.

I've reached a point in my life where I just roll my eyes and stay quiet if I ever overhear some asshole's racist, homophobic, bigoted, etc. rant. It's not worth wasting breath or energy to argue. People have stupid opinions all the time and blasting every last person who has one is an exercise in futility.

What the fuck, it's Monday again? HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!?!

Sweet dreams!

Or not putting a NEW FUCKING TRASHBAG in the trash can after taking out the trash.

I'm down for whatever, as long as I don't wake up to a flurry of twat mist in a forest of cock shafts.