Or the GOP just leans into it and we go straight up fascist. They still have the Senate (and aren’t in danger of losing that), could very well win back the house if Trump supporters turn out in 2020, have hijacked the Supreme Court, and have installed so many federal judges.

ARE YOU THE WHISTLEBLOWER?

Quick, give him an orange.

The evergreen tweet:

I wonder which country full of brown people is gonna get a rocket shot at it to take our minds off all this.

My last “this might be what gets him” was, like, 4 scandals ago.

I imagine it has to do with the unwillingness of skilled translators to work for this administration.

Plural of anecdote is not “data.”

Very first thing I thought was this bitch was drunk or high. Her eyes look like pissholes in snow in the mugshots.

Not only a red door mat, but her next thought must’ve been, as she opened the door “someone broke in and switched out my couch and kitchen table and pictures and paintings...” and then she came upon the dangerous black man trying to redecorate. Shooting the perp in defense of her khaki decor was really the only…

“Don’t break into someone’s house and then shoot him” doesn’t seem like an especially impossible standard.

It’s not a good troll by any stretch of the imagination. “You suck looser, I’m the President!” is about as childish as you can get. Damn, even our standards for internet trolls are slipping.

“Jay Sherman . . . is . . . a sex symbol.”

That awkward moment where you participate in the McDelivery Night In collection promotion and you get ZERO merch, bought a bunch of unhealthy garbage solely for some crappy promotional clothing, and everyone in the store RIGHTFULLY acts like you cray

She is almost as reviled by them as a school shooting survivor.

N0 matter how one slices it, Oct 2020-Nov 2020 is going to be an ugly time period in American life. I don’t say that casually.

But those Saudi weapons are new and original packaging. They immediately lose value if you take them out to play with them.

THE DNC SUGGESTS WHITE LIBERALS LOCK THEIR PARENTS IN THE BASEMENT ON ELECTION NIGHT IN ORDER TO SECURE A 2020 WIN.

Let me get my camera...