And um... Hairspray! Yes it was also a musical/dance comedy but it met the romantic intrigue requirements for a rom com.

I met Barry Williams in like 1990 or 91? He was very flirty while standing next to his, at the time, incredibly tall, blonde, Germanic and not having it wife. I still have his autograph somewhere!

I hope Jan eggs the place in the middle of the night.

I hope the ghosts of Carol, Mike, and Alice are haunting the place while reality tv cashes in on their legacy. 

It should have had Baby Shark blasting on a loop

Take her fucking name out of the article. What’s wrong with you? She’s thirteen, and you can bring the internet down on her with this shit. You wrote a whole article basically bitching out a child and then you used her real name.

To go from an article about a young black mother being charged with manslaughter for the death of her baby who was pulled away from her in a natural disaster, to an op-ed of a privileged white woman who’s pissed at a 13 year old girl’s Halloween costume (discovered while feeding from bed, scrolling through a damn…

Someone should try joyless blogger next.

Im-Peach Mint Fuck Trump sounds pretty good to my ear.

Suggestions for Ben & Jerry: Mint Chocolate Fuck Trump. Cherry Fuck Trump. Salted Caramel Fuck Trump. Cookie Dough Fuck Trump. 

Maybe a story that glorifies school shootings is not right for this era at all.

District 2 of Nebraska would probably be blue, or at least a consistently close race, if it wasn’t for Obama.

Megyn Kelly would also like everybody to know that she is vehemently opposed to Santa Claus wearing blackface.

relevant:

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.

Yet “Less Than Zero” was actually a far more controversial song than “Radio Radio” as I don’t know what Lorne got so pissed about. 

Elvis Costello & The Attractions were also treated to the SNL cast’s hipster attitude, as according to him, they were mad that the Sex Pistols broke up just before their SNL appearance, and he and his band were last minute substitutes.  Which led to his famous live song switch of “Radio Radio” after starting to play…

The Backstage SNL book from the mid-80s goes into some of what a pain in the ass he was to her and how her being from a very different mindset (she was sedate and happily married, not interested in clowning around, or love games, etc.) isolated her. They said that the last season she was in was the one she truly…

Bieber looks like what would happen if you crossed Scooby Doo’s Shaggy, a frazzled David Lee Roth impersonator and an ad recruiting patients for a hepatitis drug clinical trial.

Personally, I prefer a muff to a scarf.