President Donald Trump: —of years. They say that we had hurricanes that were far worse than what we just had with Michael.
Lesley Stahl: Who says that? “They say”?
President Donald Trump: People say. People say that in the—
Lesley Stahl: Yeah, but what about the scientists who say it’s worse than ever?
President Donald…

rampant gossip and speculation about his mental health

Yup. Noah Wylie came to a funeral at my church and I did not get to meet him. It would have been weird.

Camaraderie, friendship, affairs, divorces, screaming, kicking, drugs...

Also egregious was that time she made a t-shirt shirt with a stupid pun aimed at shaming her boyfriend’s wife. Said wife didn’t want to divorce Julia’s boyfriend, and that made Julia mad because she wanted to get married. I’m more laissez-faire about affairs than most people, but going the extra step of gloating and ru…

My mother has Alzheimers and spends a great deal of time in bed watching TV. She can’t follow very well, so she flips around and ends up watching crap. Not too long ago, I found her watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I said, “Mom, why are you watching this shit?” and she says, “I can’t help it. It’s…

It was disappointing to be on the receiving end of such disrespectful behavior from my current representative, but ultimately I’m focused on my campaign

This is the Miss America pageant we deserve.

You mean like a posse?

Who do you root for in this situation?

Okay, as a regular traveller in East Africa, this pisses me off possibly more than it should:

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

Foot rub? Are you sure he’s not removing her garter considering how they’re dressed?

I really appreciate the scanned magazine pages. You do give a fuck but not that much, it’s a fine balance. Cheers to you, friend.

Sorry, read ‘fuck the Eddie Redmayne’ and got v distracted. What were we talking about?

I’m guessing you’re not exactly a weightlifter are you? As one myself I can assure you a man of Affleck’s size can naturally achieve that look. Its called a dirty bulk, you eat a shit ton of calories and do heavy lifts. Not difficult.  Furthermore, Affleck already had the mass from his time as Batman its only a matter…

Irregardlessly

Dude be skipping leg day

Who the fuck gets into a fight at a reggae show?

He’s moving over to the theatre department to teach acting classes in privileged white male histrionics and crying on cue.