I love how the copy is all “get ready for this hot new sex trend, ladies!” as if people haven’t been riding each other's faces since the dawn of time.

She’s still complicit.

Here’s the dick pic she was flashing.

All I’ll say about the Jesse Camp thing, is that Dave Holmes should have won Wanna a Be a VJ. Jesse’s win was total bullshit.

FUCK YOU JLO YOU MAKE ME SICK

Well, NBC paid her $68 million. So it’s like mistakenly buying the wrong flavor of goldfish crackers. You won’t be happy about it, but you’re still gonna eat those fuckers.

Would it not have been better served for Chipotle to send these coupons to a womens/homeless shelter? I love me some Cardi B, but I’m guessing she can buy her own damn burrito.

This article explains why Trumpers still support him. The money quote is “...when intolerant white people fear democracy may benefit marginalised people, they abandon their commitment to democracy.”

Looking back, it wasn’t Diablo Cody.  But you can read the summary here:

That Vogue paragraph is a straight-up mess. I honestly don’t know what it’s trying to say.

“chewing the cheese stuck on the spoon from her onion soup.”

Y’all crack me up. 35? The thirties are the shit! The forties are the shit! Fifties? Sure, the hangovers get worse and hair goes grey, but shit - Any day you wake up on the sunny side of the topsoil is pretty good!

This makes me happy, because it will piss Trump off

So I’ve heard 3 theories - 1 is that she has built up scar tissue after getting fillers so regularly (every 3 months) for so long, hence her lips are bigger than before. 2 is that the stuff to dissolve the filler didn’t dissolve all of it, so there’s still some in there. 3 is of course that she’s lying and is just…

I was a little scared to make such a drastic change to the part of my face that defined my career

You are incorrect. Give birth to a human and talk to me about wiping that shit away. Your vag had cute discharge good for you. Not everyone is there 

To be fair, a lot of Gen Xers want to pretend they don’t know him anymore, either.