Not every Republican can have Mitch McConnell’s chiseled jaw.

Not feeling Sansa’s Bebe Business look. 

I saw that Joe Jackson was hospitalized, and got distressed, thinking it was the musician Joe Jackson. Then realized it was likely the MJ father Joe Jackson. Thankfully, it’s the father, not the musician.

For a full five seconds I thought it was Joe Jackson, singer of Is She Really Going Out With Him and I felt really sorry. Because he’s not a child hitting scumbag.

I would really like to stress that in 1997 this movie was completely groundbreaking in how it dealt with Brandon’s death and story. Hillary Swank was known, but not well known. For the time, this was a huge risk for any actor. To judge how people handled it back then by today’s standards isn’t really fair, and it does…

NPR has been running hard on this shit. Not directly to him, because they haven’t interviewed him directly. But my soul Steve Inskeep sounds like he’s about to blow an artery every morning. Which as a lifelong NPR listener is quite thrilling to hear the morning hosts on the border of losing their shit on air.

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

She honestly went to a Mexican restaurant? That’s...a choice.

She got hers the old fashioned way: screwing a rich guy and crapping out a (white) anchor baby. The only kid she cares about is hers.

I just kinda squeeze the avocado half until the pit pops out? But 99% of the time I’m mashing it up anyways, I guess it would matter more if I needed pretty avocado.

“I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have opinions and, uh, I believe that our opinions, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our opinions over here in the U. S. should…

Something has really been bugging me lately.

Allll of you are fools.

Whoa. That’s surprising. Let’s throw more water on her and see what happens.

So, a joke about turning lies into eyeshadow is a disgusting insult to “a wife and mother” but making racist comparisons and repeating anti-semitic conspiracy theories is just raunchy fun? Just trying to keep up with where conservatives have the line drawn today...

Submitted as evidence - Jack Alberston’s cocaine pinkies in Willy Wonka -

Well, how am I supposed to snort my cocaine? With dollar bills? Do you know how filthy those are? I care too much about my body to taint it in such a manner. 

Ugh, do not want.

Oh man, don’t make sex workers deal with incels. They already face high rates of violence, and I have to think that would only be increased by dealing with these violent, entitled dickwads.

What makes me angry about the entire “incel” thing - outside of the obvious entitlement and objectification of women - is that these assholes claiming that women are just picking high-status men are the same assholes who won’t date “beneath them.” It’s not that they CAN’T get laid. They just don’t want any woman who…