He doesn’t even deserve the happiness that mariachis bring. He needs to get tuba’d everywhere from now on.

He doesn’t deserve the tacos, save them for the workers at that deli.

“Paula Abdul ain’t shit,” Houston says. “That girl is singing off-key on the record.”

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Nice to see them in their second romcom together. Dracula was a romcom right?

Fuuuuck, today is rough. Last summer my dad shot my mother and then himself. This is my first year without her. We were having a rare fight and hadn’t spoken in 5 days and the last text I have from her is “I guess I’m not supposed to have feelings.” All I want to do today is hug her again. Just for one minute. And…

Lumpy?!

Still tops in impromptu Ford interviews

i mean, it’s definitely not something i would see again, i just meant it’s not as bad as the movie. i’m not really opposed to the whole “pop music as a musical” genre, i loved Beautiful and Motown, so for me, Mamma Mia was fine. it wasn’t good, it wasn’t bad, but if it was me making the decisions and spending the…

White women are the biggest tattle-tales on the planet. They will report your ass to your boss, your teacher, the cops in a nano-second. Anyone who has been in the work force more than a year understands this.

It’s definitely not the actions of someone who’s Be Best

The corniest shit I have ever seen. The over acting of musicals like that, I just cant.

I back this comment and opinion 100%.

It honestly hurts to watch that film.

I never saw the movie, but I did see enough previews that I should have thought about it being kid appropriate. Our local theater put on a production, so a friend of mine and I took our daughters. Our only thoughts were that we LOVE musical theater and Abba. Then her 10 year old daughter, who she adopted, asked, “is…

And we already had what was basically a good Abba musical—Muriel’s Wedding.

It’s basically like sitting through a two hour Mentos commercial.

Let’s roast together. I avoided seeing that movie for years because I feared how bad it would be, then I saw the damned thing and it was far worse than I imagined.