Peacocks aren’t very supportive. They’re mean as hell.

Peacocks are freaking MEAN. I wouldn’t want one on my flight, honestly.

Good. Emotional support animals are (pretty much all) a scam designed for people to take their untrained animals places.

I sincerely hope 20-something years from now this little girl, now a full grown woman, has an eureka moment and say to this guy “You were a police officer, a figure of authority with the task of serve and protect. You had my mom right in front of you, in desperate need of help. And your answer to that human being,…

I worked with a guy who was convicted of murdering his mother, father, sister, and brother-in-law. The reason? Money. His girlfriend also worked with us and at first refused to believe it. Insisted he was being setup. As more and more evidence came to light she finally admitted to herself, yes, he did it. People who…

Now I know just how much I hate my job and my life, apparently, because I watched almost that entire video of that girl going through her skincare routine. My main takeaway: what kind of fucking monster puts their deodorant on after getting dressed?!?

This Lesbian Shitass wants more information

Tyrannosaurus Sex

No one can leave well enough alone ever

sooo........

Alas I fear this is the most glee we’ll get from the Mueller investigation. I can feel the fizzle coming. I really hope I’m wrong.

That statement and how it switches voices is disturbing. He’s a garbage human and she’s an enabler. The show me state showing all its ass..

I was met by a cop, holding a gun to my face...I was asked to step outside, put my hands behind my back, and was handcuffed.

Disagree: I am a lawyer.

I actually don’t hate the name “Chicago” for a baby on its own. It’s not my favorite but it’s by no means the worst I’ve ever heard.

I just want to thank Deadspin and Jezebel for giving this the frontline attention it needs and deserves. Other outlets are giving it so little attention relative to its importance it is very disheartening.  I listen to the radio in the morning on the way to work and you would have little idea this was happening if…

However you feel about him, you know who would have done it?

I hope during the shut down fight, someone reads the whole article on the Senate floor.