I haven’t seen a Dolphin choke that bad since Ray Finkle.

chris christie remembers...

When a good friend of mine entered hospice, his wife sent this article to everyone on the visiting list. Since I became seriously chronically ill, I have given it to many people. Maybe they’ll get the hint?

http://articles.latimes.com/2013/apr/07/opinion/la-oe-0407-silk-ring-theory-20130407

I’m sorry, Bernd. This is a shitty thing happening to all of you. Is there a way for you to bring your dog in to see your husband so he can get a feel of what’s happening? That way he’ll know he’s not being left again, maybe? I don’t know how it works, but I’m sure your dog feels your grief and will be by your side.

OK, but when does the older dog go out?

Jesus. The fact that Marky Mark is in a position to approve or veto Christopher Plummer as a co-star (and I’m assuming Michelle Williams in initial casting) is just one more example of how far we’ve fallen as a people.

Well, my kids’ school has some explaining to do about last Easter!

like, I’m still sorta laughing over this non-story from last year

Wow that’s some serious shitty projection on your part.

I imagine I would find it difficult to watch a redemptive film as to the person on whose behalf I was attacked. I don’t see what Kerrigan would gain by reliving a deeply traumatic experience.

So, I teach Rhet/Comp (argumentative logic in a written capacity) at the college level, and have for the last twelve years.

The level of obfuscation, dissemblance, and general reliance on logical fallacies that this administration continues to engage in is absolutely flabbergasting. I’m no political pundit, but I do…

Oh look, another family values God Gays Guns right wing morally superior Republican hypocrite. I’m stunned...

“I’m wearing this ring that Jack gave me and I’ll always wear it, because love is a really cool, powerful, eternal thing and it doesn’t have to be defined the way we in Western culture define it as beginnings and ends.”

“I’m wearing this ring that Jack gave me and I’ll always wear it, because love is a really cool, powerful, eternal thing and it doesn’t have to be defined the way we in Western culture define it as beginnings and ends.”

Every time I see Versace mentioned...

Yeah, I saw a list of cars that you buy when your wife is expecting your second child and then hand down when your oldest turns 16.

I wonder how much of this is due to hand-me-down status to kids who come of driving age?

The Trump childrens’ Instagrams offer decent insight to how they operate. Don Jr. is tasteless, focused on enforcing gender-norm stereotypes with his children (“my little man” and “daddy’s girl” are oft-used phrases), and creepily obsessed with his father’s opposition. Eric lacks personality or conviction. Tiffany…

She looks like she’s about to call 911 because she saw a Black man jogging