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You sound like me having a discussion with myself when I’m driving :)

I don’t know why, but the way you said “that’s AGGRESSIVE aggressive” reminds me of one of my favorite lines from The Simpsons, when Bart joins a boy band but it turns out the boy band is really using subliminal messaging to get people to join the Navy. When Lisa confronts Bart’s manager, LT Smash (i.e. Lieutenant

Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff are apparently done.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

He hollered because the NY office of the FBI was full of Trumpers who were close with Rudy Giuliani and they were threatening to leak it if he didn’t announce it, which might have looked even worse. He really could have been more detailed about what was actually there rather than leaving it perfectly vague for the

Fun Fact: he’s married.

God, until I googled I thought she was dating BRANDON Davis, oil-heir and coiner of the immortal phrase “fire-crotch.”

Please go to the derm and get a kenalog/cortisone shot. Please. You can not pop it or get an extraction if it doesn’t have a head and the kenalog will reduce the inflammation and prevent scarring/permanent damage.

If it’s large and/or quite painful, you may need some antibiotics to get rid of it or to have it lanced. If it’s just a regular pimple, keep it clean and use some salicylic acid or benzoyl peroxide. You can also use an icepack or ice cube on it. If it’s more of a boil, keep it warm with a hot face washer and see if it

I’m not a doctor but I have had lots of cysts so here goes - DO NOT POP - YET. For me there are two stages of cyst removal (for pea0sized cysts, bigger probably needs a doctor, smaller can be left alone). First the hot compress, drain and leave-it-alone stage. As long as the cyst is still under the skin it’s not a

I freakin hate lip line zits, A) BC they freakin HURT B) I always wind up popping then and regretting it bc that area has a long healing time and can Scar. C) Bc typical idiots always have to ask if it’s a cold sore... I want to be like “do you not know what a freakin cold sore looks like?!!!!!”.

One of my friends recently got a cyst, and the doctor put him on antibiotics and told him to put warm compresses on it for 15-30 minutes a day, 5 minutes at a time (because the compress cools off quickly). A warm compress is just a hot, wet washcloth. You can wet it with hot water or wet it with cold water and then

HAH!! IF YOU CAN?? in a normal civilized first world country you wouldn’t say that. You’d just say “Go see a Doctor.” Not ‘if’ you have insurance, ‘if’ you can afford it. It’d be your right as a citizen.

Hydrocortisone cream on that mofo, it will shrink in a day or two. DO NOT POP

It could be an infection, staph and pimples can look similar. See a doctor if you can.

I’m glad they’re back, because as someone with a rather short waist, low rise jeans actually fit me, whereas even mid-rise jeans come up too high on me, and high-rise jeans comes up to my ribs.

It must be nice to not get shot after kicking a cop.

This is why we wear our lifevests, kids.