Joke’s on us, Meghan’s gonna embarrass us all by choosing a see thru Pnina Tornai.

Salling should get a fuck of a lot more than four years in prison. IIRC they caught him with pornography of children YOUNGER THAN THREE. 50,000 images! He is an accessory to the assault of every single child depicted in those images. Child porn is not a victimless crime.

Republicans are exhausting. Millions of children live in poverty and are food insecure. People die every day from gun violence, and some of it is committed by police officers. Racism and sexism are serious problems in our society. Infrastructure in most cities is in drastic need of repair.

Thank God. I love how forced birthers act as though women are gleefully cruising through a pregnancy until the 2nd or third tri and decide, “ugh, this is really cramping my style, I don’t want a baby after all.” IDIOTS: NO WOMAN WANTS TO ABORT THAT LATE. Any woman aborting that late has either been prevented by her…

Maybe, but I’m more convinced it was Obama.

Rubio was never going to vote against it. He took a stand on something he knew he’d get a tiny concession on. And now he can pretend to be a big man who stood up for families.

Ann Coulter’s “hot take” on Rubio, while not supporting happiness and joy is the most Ann Coulter thing she could have said for the upcoming holidays.

In addition to being racist and all-around offensive as fuck, this is a stupid and useless idea. Boomers are retiring now. We need people in our work force now. Getting pregnant right this very second will do exactly jack shit to help this problem - if we don’t fix it with immigrant labor in the meantime, we’ll be so…

Yeah? I should have kids? I’m in my mid 30s, unmarried, don’t own a home, and I’m still paying off extensive student loans. You fuckers have made it impossible for this generation to afford anything, and yet you think we should procreate so we can, what, have a new generation of struggling poors?

Ok, sure, asshole.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

Would she be called an opportunist if she was a man? No one is saying that about Cory Booker or the other male senators who have called for his resignation.

First of all, it’s only a tell-all in that I go through and recant some of the beautiful nuances of our lives

He looks like one of those ventriloquist dolls that’s just waiting to be possessed by an evil spirit.

Gross, in my opinion he lacks the sensitivity to portray this in a respectful manor. I’m highly doubtful he has anything meaningful to add by making his version of this tragedy.

The scene where Joan tries to choke Christina will never not be funny. Faye Dunaway losing her mind was just so campy and absurd that it feels detached from reality. It helped that Diana Scarwid was an incredibly wooden actor as well.

Poor Bruce...so much for enjoying his glass of wine in peace, thanks Page Six.

I come here for the snark but sometimes it is uncalled for and over the top. Seth Meyers has consistently been one of the bright spots of late night, and he often gives space to people other than white men to shine. We could do a lot worse than him as an award show host. Amber Ruffin on “Amber Says What” is a goddamn…

In other news, water is wet.

Ed Burmila at Gin And Tacos had a good phrase for this: “Cletus Safari”.