Semi related: this cartoon is eerie indeed. “He tells it like it is” has officially become the tag of a horror movie now.

At least Dick Chaney the decency to have Halliburton as a front for his war profiting.

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

Just make sure you’re not fucking someone who voted against you.

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.

I love meyers for this, and all his coverage of the election, he has really found his rhythm.

Jason Chaffetz probably.

This is why I live in the middle of nowhere. That, and my fear of decent food and entertainment.

Tunnel of Love is one of the best albums about the pleasures and pitfalls of adult relationships I’ve ever heard.

This summer, I gave Born in the U.S.A. another more critical (and ultimately more forgiving) listen. For a record that’s made up almost entirely of songs that became hit singles, it’s also really, really good. Although my favorite track on the album was—and is—“I’m on Fire,” the aforementioned hits (particularly…

Best part of this is you KNOW Chris Christie is weeping in the shower somewhere.

I can’t believe the other penguins just stand around doing virtually nothing. I guess a few of them got their phones out and started filming, but that doesn’t really do anything about the immediate problem. It’s really sad, a sign that our society is going down the drain.

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

Donald, Jr. is the most slappable son. Eric is the most “thrust a crucifix in his face and dispatch him with a wooden stake”-able son.

One of the things that has depressed me so much during this election is that apparently being completely shameless WORKS. Trump can say something on tv in front of millions of people and then turn around the next day and say “I didn’t say that”. He can lose a debate in every scientific poll then go on twitter and say…

She doesn’t really care if she’s first lady or not. If her husband wasn’t running for president, she’d be living a quiet life of luxury in which she mostly ignores his existence and encourgaes him to find himself girlfriends as long as he keeps them quiet and doesn’t divorce her.

I think listing the original parts would be a shorter list.