It’s Redmond O’Neal, isn’t it? ;)

You’re talking about Pamela Anderson, right?

Not a single Kardashian on the covers!! We did it people!

In the spirit of pre-election James Comey / FBI Twitter feed:

At least we don’t have to initiate a conversation with the barista about race

This is always gonna be my favorite - his reaction to baby pope.

Everyone sign up to be an organ donor! Don’t let your organs liquify for nothing.

There is nothing mysterious about it. Set up your email on a computer with any of the mail programs on defaul settings it starts syncing everything on the server not just the unread messages.

Sources close to Mariah tell us rumors about her relationship with Bryan Tanaka are completely false. We’re told Mimi has a long-standing rep as a “traditional girl,” and wouldn’t blow that for anyone.

He’s the sort of guy who negs you more AFTER you sleep with him.

Hmm. No thank you. Here for more Tom Tom Club, though.

Same as it ever wasn’t.

This comment is bad.

Kylie looks great as Christina, she’s used to looking like somebody else.

What an idiot. Donald Trump didn’t want her to commit voter fraud. He wanted her to stand silently outside a polling place in a liberal-leaning area with a gun.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

So just like when a bully in middle school notices a kid has something that could be useful to them and suddenly wants to be BFFs and and thinks their motive isn’t embarrassingly transparent, except is adult and aspiring to be leader of America. Okay.

He isn’t trying to play to black voters. He is pretending to play to black voters so white voters that he has horrified with his open racism will give him a second chance - “oh look, maybe Donald isn’t a raging racist asshole after all, I guess I can vote for him without having a guilty conscience.”