I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

God, Chaffetz is a shitbag. He’s the Shkreli of Congress.

That’s a ram, not a goat.

As this comes up every time, let’s settle this once and for all: No one goes to Chipotle in place of getting actual Mexican food.

i like it and you can pry my burrito bowl from my cold dead hands!

As I mentioned elsewhere in this thread, my only exposure is via SNL as the musical guest a couple weeks back. I didn’t find their music especially good or moving, just my opinion. Having said that, what makes me hate them is, as a drummer, watching their drummer totally over emote while drumming just drives me…

“Plancelled.”

Gurlwhut?

I enjoyed that probably more than I should have.

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

“...there’s a loophole for those arrested for incest involving someone under 12 years old.”
*record scratch* Say what now?

He controlled the hell out of the pace of that debate. I thought some of the questions were leading and angled, which is to be expected, but bar none this was the best moderated debate.

THANK YOU! I was wondering if it would be too gauche to point out what a shitty swastika that is, but apparently I’m not the only one with thinks so.

Person on top needs seems to have trouble Nazi-ing correctly. 3/10 do not Nazi again.

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

What mental illness does azealia banks have besides being a huge asshole?

I appreciate and respect the sentiment, the bravery, and the integrity in taking a stand even in the face of violent opposition.

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

Did she just get owned by Don fucking Lemon? Oooh, honey.