I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

At first I thought that said “a couch” and I was nodding in agreement.

You know SVU writers are drafting this story right now

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

My Kellogg’s Rice Krispies are talking, too.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

I’m thinking he should take inspiration from Penn Jillette...dude looks to have the same body type and always looks both sharp and flashy. This pic is apparently from Celebrity Apprentice promo material, interestingly enough.

She has a book coming out next year about the subject, promising “highly tactical, solution-oriented content” for women in the office.

I watched this at about 2 or 3 AM last night and all I can say is that IT WAS LIKE CHRISTMAS, NEW YEARS, MY BIRTHDAY (WITH A MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF PRESENTS) AND SOMETHING AMAZING NOT YET DISCOVERED ALL ROLLED INTO ONE!

He bragged at a party that he had in his possession “a tape of Trump being a real dog.” These remarks prompted members of the Access Hollywood staff to locate it.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Al Roker’s all stir stir stir stir.

Also

Prince had two doves — Majesty and Divinity — whose singing could be heard throughout the compound when the singer was alive.

Lisa Ling needs to do a segment where she heads on out to O’Reilly’s house and asks him questions about those saucy Irish tempers. I mean, it’s all in good fun and I’d love to know if it’s an “Irish” thing to cheat on your wife and then try to get her excommunicated when she divorces you.

This is just horrible. Simply horrible. For this fine young man’s life to be completely upended and very possibly ruined because of a momentary lapse in judgment. I’m sure he’s learned his lesson that there’s no need to victimize him any further with a pointless criminal prosecution.

Get rid of fraternities. Period.

Yikes.