The problem is that anyone who could do a decent approximation of Trump’s ridiculous shtick (Anthony Wiener or Alan Grayson) can’t be associated with the campaign. Maybe Al Franken or Barney Frank could do an okay job.

Not a surgical strike.

Oh yeah! Ha ha. The best a woman can be in his eyes is like his mirror, because bad news for him - he can’t marry an actual mirror.

Also the deliciousness.

I don’t see how she’s dancing around anything. She and Kurt are friends, denounced his views and fired him nonetheless, and explained that she thinks focus on him over rape is counterproductive.

GLAD IM ALREADY DRINKING AFTER CLICKING THE BEIBER LINK JFC.

Bruh. Chuck yer mum a brownie.

At least they won’t have to stop bashing Donald Trump.

Wino5eva

Considering Martin Grease Weasel and his folk can actually do crap that they do and the fact that a Epipen is $500 someone should really be doing something. Since the the other option is suffering and death it’s ridiculous.

The promo pic looks like a Party City flyer.

Pastor Kioko added: “But we noticed the man was determined to leave. So it was agreed that they live in peace in their separate homes

Is it wrong that my first thought was “I can’t stop staring at her lips, they look like dog lips with peanut butter slathered on them”??? Bitchslap the fool that foisted that travesty of a so called color on you, Gwen.

HOW LONG DOES KYLIE JENNER’S BIRTHDAY LAST?? It seems like it's been going on for weeks now.

This Twiddles bullshit is all to take the heat off Taylor’s boob job.

Before and after Blake.

I really blew an audition once when we were supposed to be doing funny improv’ed banter and I was asked what movies would be terrible musicals.

So a man with a history of “domestic disputes” severe enough to warrant the police having to attend was legally able to obtain a gun with which to kill his wife. That’s an odd interpretation of a well regulated militia.

Ummm. Wow, that guy is CUTE.