Holly Madison’s new baby’s name is “Rafael Michelangelo Leonardo Donatello”. There, I saved you guys a click through.

You are a monster. You have your caffeine and my eye is starting to twitch from the lack of it.

Some shit faced dick bag stole my chicken salad croissant today from the work refrigerator. I AM GOING TO FIND OUT WHO DIS IT AND BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN.

He looks like a girl. I think young girls liked him back in the day because he was soft and innocuous. Either that, or you’re all latent lesbians.

Unhinged Scientologist and quite a bitch. I can’t remember specific stories, but I went through a phase of reading a lot about scientology craziness and she shows up in a lot of the stories. She’s apparently very mean and a real bully. You can probably find a lot if you google it. I spent like a weekend reading about…

“I’ll fly back, and for three weeks that she’s making a movie, I’m the babysitter. I’m Mr. Mom or whatever you call it,”

Gross.

Re the Michael Buble article, I find it so infuriating when men describe watching their own children as “babysitting”. You’re not doing anyone a favor by looking after your own children and you never hear women describing what they do everyday as babysitting. For me, it’s one of the most pervasive examples of the…

Bublé literally refers to raising his child as “babysitting.” Barf-a-fucking-roni.

“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.

Couldn’t this fucking kill the baby? Jesus tap dancing Christ catching a baby can’t be that complicated.

No. NO. Why? Literally when in obstetric nursing would you ever PUSH the baby BACK IN?!

The Secret Service...had to protect a reporter...FROM A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND HIS CROWD. I just....

I’m gonna get up on my soapbox and I don’t care. My father is a retired Colonel in the Marine Corp who was a platoon leader in Vietnam in 1968 at 21 who lost 50 of the 100 men whose lives he was in charge of. He was head of security of the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, four days after my mom walked out on him. He…

I’m torn over whether Heigl really is a bitch or whether she just got the “women should shut up and smile” treatment. Probably some of both.

I loathe this movie for so many reasons, this alternate ending just makes it worse.

Does anyone else agree that Gloria Stuart’s performance was not good? Can we stop pretending like it was?

Right Rose, throw it overboard. Don't, you know, give it to your granddaughter who's been taking care of you or anything.

WAS???!! You shut your mouth (j/k - I love ya).