Only a fool fucks with Phelps when he’s in compete mode.

And fuck all this nonsense about him partying when he’s not swimming. That man has spent more time honing himself into the perfect swimmer than any of us have spent doing anything (including jerking off). He ought to have a life permit to party the fuck down…

I love how thin people can just wear anything.

I have been wasting time with Gawker media for over a decade and Jezebel since its creation. What the hell am I going to do with myself after this change? Am I suddenly going to become a productive person? I need to go lie down.

Polite request for makeup blogs.

Can we have Lindy come back as Jez Emeritus and do one more video review of eating gross things, like breast milk popsicles or bubblegum oreos or tree-flavored candy canes or something? PUH-LEASE?

Can Pinkham come back for a BCO rerun?

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.

That guy is going to have so many deformed kids in 9 months...

Not surprising. Carrie Bradshaw was a terrible character. She was a terrible person and friend, but marketed as a modern woman. A good friend would not bail on her friend because she saw her ex in the same theatre. And she also wouldn’t harass her financially responsible friend for money.

Obvious comment is obvious.

A tasteful sunbrella, even. Her doing the sidestep is Christopher Guest level redonk.

Laila Ali is the only one who wore lace correctly, if only I knew who she was.

That headline is a little too real in Hope Solo’s case.

But over the last few days, he’s been burning through the crazy at an unsustainable rate. It used to be he’d do something mindblowingly stupid every week or so, but now it’s several times a day.

He’s been doing it for 9 months. What’s 90+ days?

Richard Lawson is among the three greatest things Gawker Media has ever produced.

lol woah, that’s an overreaction. Lawson is great...one of the good ones, I’d say. Awkward turns of phrase happen. That doesn’t mean you need to read sinister intentions into them.

Ooh, let me just skip on over to the living-wage job tree and pick another. Because we all have a whole fucking job-tree orchard to harvest from.

...including the Ferrari Tyga gave her for her 18th birthday.