Excellent start, but Rick Snyder needs to be buried under the jail with his “fiscal responsibility” over public safety bullshit.

No.

I’m so confused about the order I’m supposed to read those tweets in...

I am now convinced Taylor Swift is a skeksis

Now I nothing against Botox or fillers etc but Kim girl you went full Elise you never go full Elise!

This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to say, you know, “Whether you’re a boy or you’re a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.

I’d say that’s the very definition of turning a loss into a win.

Cathy Dennis realness.

You sound just like my boyfriend

But if it’s the last resort, it’ll do.

But Biden is totally smizing in that photo. (No question, I’d do both)

He strikes me as being an adept and hardworking pussy eater.

There’s solid scientific evidence out there that old liberals like to bone more than your other ideological groups. Plus, I mean look at this guy, he totally looks like he likes life. Like you’d take him on vacay and he’d say things like “oh honey, this steak is so good, did you have a bite? I mean great steak, great…

GTFO

Young Tim Kaine is most definitely Woke Bae, at least as far as I understand the concept

About $3.50

Tim Kaine: good for America, terrible for my Daddy issues :(

those dimple dermal holes stress me out to no end. will they ever heal completely?

Scott would be great if he wasn’t so terrible.