I went to HR exactly once in my 40 year career about harassment and was fired the next fucking DAY.

In a two party system it can be difficult choosing between pragmatism, and voting your conscience.

Just a reminder that back in ‘08, when Obama picked Biden, everyone was like “That boring old white dude?” And now we’re all like UNCLE JOE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.

It is dumb. “Oooh, Justin is gay for making mouth utterances while two really strong dudes were pressing his pressure points!” That shit HURTS.

What you’ve got is a chicken-egg thing. He can’t do anything to satisify her, she continues to be a uuuugh bitch, he stops trying, she nags even more.

And then there was the A Low Vera t-shirt #neverforget

Someone get that dog to a groomer before it goes Full Nick Nolte.

white str8 dudes: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT WE DOIN

i’m sorry but i cannot understand why they chose to NOT set this movie in fucking england. they even got Emily Blunt! WHY. why do this to me. the drinking culture in the UK combined with the adorable little pre-mixed g&t’s really made the story for me. It was somehow more believable when i thought it was set in…

I like mine with hot sauce and a sprinkle of cotija :)

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

“Lightning strikes every time she moves. And everybody’s watching her, but she’s looking at you.” I have no doubt Taylor wrote this. About herself. She romanticizes herself from other people’s perspectives in her songs.

Is this one of those “breakup boxes” ?

This is simultaneously awesome and infuriating.

I watched it.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

My dad and I danced to Gordon Lightfoot, If You Could Read My Mind. Because he loves the singer and when I was little I thought the line about the ghost was the coolest thing ever to put in a song.

If there is an expert on keepers punching their own, it’s Hope Solo.

What could he possibly be arguing with the ref about?