University of Southern Cornholio.

I want that dog. I want a dog that looks like Christoph Waltz.

Come on. KaBloom.

yeah, like, are they really complaining about this?

I’d maybe trade a year of college to touch Kit Harrington’s hair but unless that’s going to happen I’ll just settle for watching him die maybe on screen.

He announced her and I was thinking “no fucking way is this actually happening” and then she came out.

Her head looks amazing. I love the front of the dress and I am willing to live with the back .But what goddamn idiot measured and sewed this dress a size too small? NO BELLYBUTTONS!!! Do these people think that stuffing a woman in too tight dress makes them look thinner? Whyyyyyyyy

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Still better than Crystal Metheney.

I think when it comes to contouring ears, that’s one place where you may as well just go for it with the plastic surgery, who has time to deal with ear makeup every day?

The last time I wore a vest, it was the 1980s and, regrettably, my vest looked like this:

10/10 excellent use of the high road and kicking off the long con to throw this back in the face of the GOP as we get closer to November

When you’ve got your mommy buying your groceries are you really in a position to be making fun?

I love how impish Stephen is though. Like, he KNEW Casey was being ridiculously testy and could have stopped that line of jokes to save the interview. But instead, he clearly wanted to push the limit of how ridiculously testy he could get this guy to be on television, probably partially out of principle and partially…

I love everything about this sentence.

I’m offended by the cost. That is prohibitive for so many little girls. Why would you want your child to participate in something that leaves so many others out? Why would you be manipulated by marketing to children into spending far too much money on a doll?

How could he not be aware of the stereotype when the crux of the joke is that Black Australians drink a lot? (According to the stereotype)

That’s weird, I always thought Kate Moss had a lot of experience with fresh powder.

Kim says Kanye just has a “problem controlling his impulses.”