I will be wearing flannels, a bottle of wine and my couch.

Judgemental can actually be spelled with or without the “e”, but thank you for making broad sweeping statements about my perceived literacy. You're obviously here to have informative, nuanced discussions and not troll. Got it.

I don’t know that a pic of her whole face would have the impact that this pic does. I can see the color of the lipstick- it isn’t about her face or the rest of the makeup she may or may not have on. This is lipstick.

Why hate on middle management tho? Between this and that Yelp article people are being awfully fuckin’ judgemental of other people’s employment status today.

Yeah, I’m a woman of color and I think framing this as a competition for who gets to be chosen by hot white guys is missing the point about as much as it’s possible to.

How is a picture of lips with lipstick on them sexualized? There’s nothing sexual about that photo.

There will also be a peer review led by Vox Media editorial director Lockhart Steele

“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”

For background: I formally took the ACT twice (over a decade ago, so time may have taken its toll) and both times got a perfect on the reading section. This is only relevant to prove that under time constraints, my reading comprehension is significantly above the mean of college bound Americans.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

Only Donald Trump would “evolve” on abortion based on the experience of a dude.

Though she “used to be charmed by Kanye’s outlandish behavior,” she’s more than over it at this point, and finds it “irritating and off-putting.”

The worst thing about meeting different kinds of people is that you start to think of them as, in fact, people.

This one actually angered me. You’re not eight. Respect the wilderness; we have such little left.

Speaking of shade, how about calling Scalia a giant on the Supreme Court who helped shape the legal landscape?

“Your job doesn’t stop until you’re voted out, or until your term expires,” Obama said of the Senate,

I went with Advril. Because of the headache associations.

I’ve been getting Brian Wilson version 2.0 vibes from him for years.

Justin: If you don’t grow facial hair, don’t grow facial hair.

I like it.