Positive: The Police actually believe that it was assault and are investigating it as such.

Jenna Doohickey Tatum is my new favorite Tatum anyway.

It’s clear you seem emotionally invested in the idea that Steve Avery is factually innocent, and not just ‘not guilty beyond a reasonable doubt,’

Can we all agree that the pegged jeans/blazer combo needs to come back? But only with the high ponytail.

I think this may be a new way to test for generational divides. If you find this video makes you nostalgic, you’re GenX. If you find it boring and kinda off-putting, you’re a millenial.

I will cosign and add that I also hate when people refer to two people who are seeing each other and presumably fucking as “lovers.” When people say “made love” and “lovers” this is how it sounds every time:

It has not aged very well. :-/

Never forget Theirry Mugler’s motorcycle corset from George Michael’s “Too Funky” video in 92.

1994 me: if i could have anyone’s face it would be Christy Turlington’s.

I do not doubt that Jordan is the world’s biggest Celine Dion fan.

What was most interesting to me and the hook for the whole character was how much of a man of faith he was. He prayed at every meal and before every big business meeting

You misspelled 3-inch penis, dude.

That’s the solution! BABIES NEED TO EAT WENDY!

So, how much sage, in tons, would I need to cleanse the Palin mansion if I bought it?

Elizabella. Elizabella? ELIZABELLA??!?!

What?? This is OBVIOUSLY David Bowie, geeeeeeze.

That Grandmother looks exactly like Taylor Swift.

That dance crew is amazing. Full performance from a show they did at World of Dance LA:

This video is cooler than this song deserves.