Paul Ryan’s entire life is an example of “for me, but not thee.”

I’m thinking she’s going to go ahead and turn this up to 11 and say she wasn’t even there when this occurred.

Such command of her craft.

I don’t think I’m as revolutionary as Galileo, but I don’t think I’m not as revolutionary as Galileo.

Well, that’s some bizarrely convoluted and truly nonsensical fantasy logic you’ve got there. My work here is done.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

Here’s the only controversy: where the hell is Sondra?

In terms of surprises, learning that Larry David can nail a Bernie Sanders imitation is up there with yesterday’s “water is wet” shocker.

While normally I would love to stan for the owner of a brothel (obvious reasons), this Hof dude is a wang and so is Nancy Grace and they are both super gross.

omfg I love Koko.

That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen all day. I had no idea Koko was still around. I remember reading about her when I was a kid! She liked kittens back then, too.

So is his time at the brothel going to be one the next Grim Yelp Reviews?

Toothbrush. Made of teeth.

Ugh.

Yeah, old dudes say the most out there shit, one of my neighbors called me a big legged woman once, which I kinda have a reference for from a Zep song.

Reading Dirt Bag while stoned....a full three minutes on “Mumdorf? Really? Huh...”

Eh, I might still... Maybe, I guess