Another proud graduate from Midvale School for the Gifted.

We just finished our third week of school (I’m a teacher in NE Ohio!) But anyway, my back-to-school story is from my first day of kindergarten, lo these many years ago. I already knew how to read and write and apparently I wanted to show the teacher my best stuff. According to my parents (I personally have no memory…

I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…

THUG LIFE 4EVAH

This is the best Obama. I cannot wait to see what he does post-presidency.

i’m FREAKING OUT andsmokeit http://www.vulture.com/2015/09/your-f…

I’m not saying I’m gonna apply but I’m not saying I’m not gonna apply?

Linda Evangalista

OK, so Ozzie is 66. How many hours do we think his intern spent on photoshop to get him to look like that? I mean, it can’t be untouched, right? ‘Cause if he looks like that and my 40-ish ass is looking like this then there really is something to a life of drugs and rock n roll. Fuck!

Perfection. Like, that’s some next-level shit.

she was sexting with family friend

Do they mean “Kenyan” as in “Swahili”? Because according to good old (FUCKING FREE, EASY TO FIND) Google Translate, black power = nguvu nyeusi.

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

And then fry it up in a pan.

Is anyone getting a Natalie Dormer as Margaery Tyrell vibe from Denise?

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

Asked what, precisely, explained his obsession with the wrestler, the suspect mentioned her GLOW.

He comes across as the same one here.

Looks like she’s about to lip sync for her LIFE.