If you had told me that the photo of Baddie was actually a pic of Miley from 60 years in the future I would have believed you.

Britney, girl, that hair was a mistake.

My great uncle was a llama rancher for most of his life; never married, just ALL LLAMAS, ALL THE TIME.

I feel like Word should have a feature so that anytime you select CS as a font, that little paperclip dude pops up and ask ‘Are you fucking SURE?’

Alright, I obviously was not there, but this is one of the best funeral/memorial stories I’ve heard to date:

I went to a funeral for a teenager and the service sheet was written in Comic Sans.

I’ve seen dead bodies at them.

That’s the worst thing I ever heard.

Oh man, I would shut that one down. Beside his grieving widow bringing a date (they now have many guns, a few snakes and one child together) our estranged mother refused to attend because it would be “too hard for her” but she DID send a letter to be read in which she said she first knew true love between a mother and…

Not to mention having a close relationship with a teacher gives him a reason to hang around schools... :/

Honestly, I’m the mom of the poor sick child and they send these walking cesspools want to be in a room with my baby?!? Nope.

We never had celebrity visits when I was a kid in the hospital, but do you know what was the highlight of my week? The day when people brought in “therapy” animals. People often brought in friendly dogs and let us snuggle with them and play with them. One time this lady brought in four golden retriever puppies and…

I want to shoot him in the back of the head with a “Wut Cannon”

You’re a sick child in the hospital and the admin tells you that a special celebrity guest is coming to visit you. The special day arrives and it’s...Tyga and Kylie Jenner.

. “I worked very, very, very hard and I got back to that place where I was genuinely happy and strong and ready to live again and see the world and, you know, bring in more beautiful experiences...That’s when someone miraculously came into my life.”

Jesus McChrist must have already been taken.

I’m sure Dakota is doing the best she can!!!

Rose and weed? Let’s be friends?

Anna does not seem to have the willpower god gave a tuna melt, so...