Handfuls of reasonable Muslims is the new binders of women.

Police believe the body was stolen.

Done worse.

Guest on Maher said he empowers assholes. This is the best explanation that exists.

It’s like the casting director said “Get me someone who kinda looks like the FH cast, but is also the complete opposite of all that.”

Dave Coulier was no Les Lye, though.

I don’t know if she still works there, but Diz McNally spent years working at a newsstand in Hollywood (Hollywood & Cahuenga). I used to walk by her all the time. So weird.

Ah, Dave Coulier.

“I believe in equality and all those things, but....”

Keep refreshing. Need more comments. Hurry, everyone. Hurry.

I’m in denial about my boyfriend JGL’s baby so I will instead comment on how Kendall looks like that thing from Splice.

Really? That picture looks completely spontaneous and not at all staged.

That’s right! It’s time to play Dylan McDermott or Dermott Mulroney!

Kim being pregnant: No big deal

Sort of off topic: We had some lady who brought her teacup Yorkie “service dog” into the bar and was letting it run around and I was like, “Lady there is rat poison at like every bar, including this one. Your dog is about the size of a DC rat. It will die if it eats any. Keep it on your lap.” She was PISSED. I don’t…

I remember when that WAS THE SH*T!

I’mma leave this right here:

Please don’t reward this Basic Bitch™ with more publicity - let alone a reality TV deal.

A lot of women at my gym are wearing those socks! What's happening? Is there a field hockey game after your workout?