No Bernie. No Biden. No Kerrey. No Hillary. No Cuomo. 

Lane Meyer or Hoops McGann are way better romantic partners than Lloyd. I had a huge boner for Cusack since 84, but Lane and Hoops were better dudes.

His followers could always subscribe to his newsletter. 

Oh hooray! Now he can be a fucking martyr for the whole white nationalist movement. I’m not sure which is worse, this or to have him actually speak. Now he can shout from the rooftops how the liberal media trying to silence him.

So can we just all agree that she’s basically redhead Tara Reid from here on out? 

I’m guessing Blackwater Security is going to be involved in implementing this program. 

My husband once told me that Madonna’s “Holiday” sounded melancholy to him and it kind of bums him out when he hears it. I haven’t been able to listen to that song ever since without thinking the same thing. 

Clicked because Taylor Dayne. I sang the song title in my head just from the screen cap. 

This shit is just my tipping point. Like, I’m already furious with what this administration is doing to the world I’m supposed to be helping make better for my kids. The cumulative effect of all the terrible things happening around us is enraging. But this poor mom tried so desperately to help her calf live, and those…

Ted Nugent approves. 

Congrats and all I guess but that is the worst dress I have ever seen.

“[Trump] is dividing us and what I noticed over the last few months is that he’s kinda used sport to divide us and that’s something I can’t relate to, because I know that sport was the first time I was ever around someone white.”

That is an abomination. 

Meanwhile, Chris Klein is probably back in Omaha, sobbing alone under a blanket.

Would someone please snatch that terrible weave off his head?

YES! That was totally the right call by Harrison though.

The dude really is that smooth! He always seems like such an asshole in real life, but every single role he’s in, I believe it.

Truth.

You can’t argue with free tickets!

Whenever I see this post I immediately perk up because at first glance I always think that picture is of Geddy Lee