I’m with you on Moulin Rouge! I turned it off after a half hour.

Totally!

I’ll probably get flamed for this, but Mama Mia is a shitty musical. It sucks. I even like ABBA! But, goddamn is this shit trite.

Why in the fuck does Meghan shill for Trump every day after all of the terrible shit he said about her father? I can take or leave John McCain, but if that was my dad and knowing all of the horrible suffering he endured as a POW, if some jagoff like Trump was talking about how he likes service members “who don’t get…

Came for this. Each time I hear the Chappaquiddick trailer, it sounds like a Fox News miniseries. Then, I remind myself about what a terrible death Mary Jo died and what a colossal cover-up that family orchestrated and it pisses me the fuck off. That whole incident really made me realize that maybe there isn’t a lot…

I worked in the non-profit sector for years. At one particularly high-profile zoo, I was hired as a supervisor for front-end operations when I was in my mid 20s, unmarried with no kids. My boss and I enjoyed a very friendly relationship, and we, and other management employees would grab beers after work occasionally.…

He looks like a beefy Cabbage Patch doll.

“I didn’t wanna say it on live TV ’cause I’m a gentleman...”

What if you have the exact opposite problem? Short torso, petite/athletic frame. Muscular badonkadonk, small hips, A cup and 42. Two pieces are better for me, but I have kids and a bubble butt so what passes for swimsuit bottoms is really not appropriate for me. I look better naked than I do in any swimsuit I try.

Dan Schneider will always be Ricky from Better Off Dead for me. And even though that character may initially come off as sympathetic, you understood that deep down he was a bully and overall terrible, lecherous person. Seems about right!

See also: Dermot Mulroney/Dylan McDermott.

It happens in the nonprofit sector too! CEO of my division for a very large, well-respected nonprofit spent $30K on new office furniture, didn’t like it and gave it to one of the local offices, then proceeded to order another $50K worth of new furniture. $80,000 of donor dollars, money that people probably gave in…

Watching both these videos just affirms that Sporty is by far the best Spice.

Soooooo spot on! His dialogue is impossibly frustrating to memorize.

Dude, I played Karen a production of Speed the Plow. I was so taken aback by how people were so pissed at me (Karen) instead of the fucking assholes my character worked for. The consistent feedback I got was “I was rooting for you, and then you showed your ass as a manipulator!” Like, these dudes are fucking horrible,…

Especially Chevy Chase! Dude is super tall!

It’s Geddy Lee singing O Canada or GTFO. It can’t possibly get more Canadian than that.

Okay, so you’re in rehearsal and not sure that the artistic embellishments you are attempting are going well. That’s when a smart person (or the smart people you pay to give you useful advice) make a judgement call and say “hey, just do a straightforward version. It will be fine.” She’s not so lousy of a singer that…

So when I first saw the “Bradley Whitford...” headline and the picture, I immediately thought that it was going to include accusations of harassment or misconduct and it bummed me out. I was relieved when I read the headline in full, but seriously - every day is whole new shitshow that I don’t ever expect any news to…

The Revolution or other Prince collaborators should have kicked off the entire set, then transitioned to Justin’s performance. It’s weird to see a guy that talked shit about Prince paying tribute to him.