So can I have security clearance too? Because I’m guessing I’m at least as qualified as she is, probably more so since I waited tables for like 8 years and understand diplomacy a shit ton better than her.

I actually feel the same way though. If your body is used to exercising and your brain chemistry sort of depends on it, being pregnant,hungover, or suffering a bad cold won’t stop you from wanting the feel-good endorphins exercise puts out. It doesn’t have to be a throw down CrossFit session, but getting a good flow…

She is a gdamn goddess.

She looks like someone Prince would have career coached-I mean that in a good way!

I started to watch Black Snake Moan, and in the first 5 minutes there is a sex scene between him and Christina Ricci and I immediately shut that fucking movie off. It repulsed me in ways I cannot describe.

Bonjour...BonJOUR. Bonjour!

Did Justin birth 3 kids and sneeze or something? Cause it can ruin a girl’s day.

I just chalk his Scientology up to the blackmail the Church is dangling over his head that he’s too paranoid and brainwashed to be able to live with if it became public. He’s a great actor. Super good timing, humor and self-awareness.

Came here for this.

Starred for all of it, especially the Johnny Dangerously reference!

Hear that? It’s the sound of thousands of panties dropping!

I was going to offer ‘sick burn’ but ‘trash talk’ describes the whole taunting thing a bit better!

Actually makes me like a little now.

Every night I watch David Muir’s smug face and I lament Peter Jennings’ death once again. David Muir needs to exit the anchor desk and reside in my fantasies where he belongs.

One pieces look tragic on us short-waisted girls too.

Oh Shakira! Happy to see your feet look almost as bad as my soccer feet! Unfortunately, I too have hammertime in my shoe. :(

You forgot wine-soaked.

Or Just One of the Guys for us senior citizens!

Aw shucks! Thank you! We couldn’t do it and that was a major bummer for me, but it was sobering to see the search and recovery people out there along the banks and in helicopters looking for those poor hikers. We managed to fill our time with some satisfying alternatives though. There are so many places I want to go,…

That was the widest path we were on. Some of the extremely narrow paths have chains because of the sheer dropoff. Zion is as spectacular as it is terrifying at points.