Yeah, like all those people in the 80s whose first song was Every Breath You Take by The Police, which is about an abusive stalker. My dad and I danced to Dream A Little Dream of Me, which manages to dodge the fucky overtones.

BINGO.

This gif came to mind immediately after reading the headline.

That’s fucking disgusting.

From someone who is finally emerging from the pits of toilet training hell this week, after MONTHS of failure, that fucking potty song, as terrible as it is, has been pretty useful to me.

Oh for fuck’s sake...

It’s the Aidan-variance names that I hate the most - Brayden, Cayden, Zayden, Jayden, Tayden. Please make it stop!

Da fuck? She’s older than me?? As the days to my 41st birthday tick away ever so close, it brings me comfort to know that this girl, who has been in some of my all-time favorite movies, is my older sister’s age.

I sometimes use that MGMT song in my spin classes while people get their bikes set up. I don’t think I can ever use it again though as it will force me to think of naked Leo vaping and getting ridden while wearing headphones. BARF.

Maybe PartyInDaHouse was taken?

I can’t even scroll past it anymore, because just a flash of the image sends me into hysterics!

Also loves weed!

Also, the singing telegram girl from Clue that gets shot 3 seconds into her debut.

I watched a baby bird lay dying in my yard today and I thought that was devastating. I cannot imagine the anguish she and her family must be feeling right now, but this is such a beautiful moment for them. What a wonderful gesture.

I am a spin instructor and this is seriously the stupidest shit I have ever seen. What if there was an accident? Also, where can I apply?

I’m a spin instructor and use Celebrity Skin on my playlists all the time. It’s my fucking anthem.

I made the mistake of declaring that once when I was drunk at a party and people jumped all over my ass. I was still right.

Target already takes all my money, and I will continue to hand it over by the fistful. A little more happily now.

God gracious, it is terrible! She needs to shave or pixie it pronto, cause there is no saving it.

Proud to see that Johnny Depp took his yearly shower for this!