I guess I’m pretty okay with this! Like, it’s not a serious love connection or anything, they’re just boning. They are both rich, single, accomplished and give zero fucks about what anyone thinks. Let them bang.

I take my kids to movies for the express purpose of napping.

Also, be sure not to smoke a joint and drive off a cliff saying “Wheeeeeee!” the whole way down.

I’m a cycling instructor at a gym that offers classes at no extra cost to it’s members, and I have people of all ages and abilities in my classes. I cannot fathom trying to create a hierarchy of “front row” vs. “back row” participants - is the point to shame and humiliate less experienced riders? Is there a big…

How twee could this fucking thing get?

The Physcians Formula Powder Palette blushes are great! I use the Blushing Natural and it’s like a blush/bronzer that builds color really well.

She made her sisters’ vaginas her business when she agreed to judge whether Kim’s or Kourtney’s smelled better.

Bruce Springsteen: WOULD.

Didn’t Janice Dickinson say that Lovitz had a huge dong and was the best lover she ever had?

Purpose cleanser is my holy grail! Have used it faithfully for about 20 years. Every once in a while, I try to use something different and I just don’t get the same good cleansing that is gentle on my super reactive skin. And it takes off everything - eye makeup too. I have also been using the Cerave line of day and…

You forgot the ground flax BTW.

Totally my type!

BINGO.

Is it me, or are there very few people it actually compliments?

I had the news on while I was making dinner and the anchor threw to her to promote the coverage and I immediately stopped what I was doing to gawk at Robin. I like her anyways, but HOT. DAMN. She looked so super foxy! And healthy! And happy! She was magnificent.

Celine, come visit me in Nebraska and I will make you enchiladas and we can drink wine while our kids destroy what’s left of my house. I don’t even like your music, but you seem cool and like you could really use a change of scenery.

That’s the perfect description.

This Is the Place is one of my most favorite songs ever - and I’m not a huge Talking Heads fan. That shit is going to be played at my funeral.

Just reaffirms my decision to not get involved at this level at my kids’ school. I will help with holiday parties or buy supplies or whatever, but the PTA crowd are the absolute worst.

Clowny boys always have the biggest dongs. That is a scientific fact. Glad Brit is finally mature enough to understand that the pretty boys are worthless and the quiet ones will WORK IT.