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I swear Tina is in the “All For You” video! Isn’t she in the very first subway scene, where it’s Janet and 2 backups (she’s one) and in the subsequent group stuff? I loved seeing Tina and the rest of Janet’s crew pop up in all of her videos. They looked like a fun group.

This would have been a great opportunity for Bowie to stand-in. They blew it.

Frankie Valli sang “Grease is the Word” in such a cool and relaxed way in the film version. Jessie J just sounds like she’s going to get a hemorrhoid.

This dude is a year older than me and he makes me feel old. What an exhausting existence this thirsty mofo must have.

That picture of Anne Hathaway totally sums up the last trimester of pregnancy.

I am an A cup on a good day and I was feeling some sympathy pains there.

Ben, I totally feel you. I live in Nebraska and I would so be boarding a plane for FL right now if I could. As much as I loathe some of my state’s residents, being stuck in IA would be far, far worse.

It really is necessary to adopt a zero fucks attitude if you are going to make it through the whole experience. I wholeheartedly support finding some clothes, especially for the 20-34 week time frame to help you feel pretty and put-together. But at 35 weeks, the waiting game just manifests and you just want to wear

The Marty side-eye is the Marashino cherry on top!

Telling the jury that reasonable doubt is for innocent people was pretty unethical.

I never watched Grey’s, but I have been lusting after that dude since he was on Rome.

She always sounds drunk to me. Like if I’m popping off to my husband about Trump or Ted Cruz when I’m 2 (generously poured) glasses of wine in.

Holy crap! That is horrible. I am really sorry you had to experience that kind of devastation.

My butt cheek grazed his face when I went to use the first class bathroom on a flight to LA 15 years ago. Please pass along my apologies for that!

Though I’m not an Eagles fan, I know the people who loved them must be devastated. Please, please dear lord, don’t let anything happen to my nice Canadian boys for at least 20 more years, okay? I’ve had to suffer enough knowing that I probably won’t ever see them play live again.

Check out the contouring!

Khloe’s new nose is terrrrrrible.

After reading about Bieber’s adventures in Mexico, I had to immediately go and watch his “Sorry” video for a palette cleanser. God I hate that kid, but I so love those girls! In my world, the “Sorry” dancers are all mocking him and would think nothing of stomping on his nuts with those Timberland boots.

As a fellow sweaty girl, Jen I feel you! I would totally pay someone to walk around with a fan on me if I was stuffed into a designer dress in heavy makeup under hot lights, with flashing bulbs blinding me and nervous energy coursing through my veins.

Oh Mindy! I dig you even more knowing that you’re a Rush fan!