Water, ibuprofen, strong black tea, fried egg with avocado then dragging my ass to the gym and sweating it out. Once you get over the first 5 minutes of wanting to puke, I feel immeasurably better.

When my son was in breech position at 38 weeks, I put my iPod in my waistband for hours to try to coax him down. After 2 days of doing this almost non-stop, he flipped head down. Don’t know for sure if this was the reason, but I feel pretty confident it helped.

Huh. She’s a waaaay better singer than I ever gave her credit for. This new gig suits her so much better than all those silly studio-manufactured pop songs.

I keep reminding my husband that he is only 2 years older than Ted, a fact that he is physically confounded and revolted by.

I really hope it’s a good fit for her! I had the good fortune of meeting her once and she was just delightful and down to earth (she was totally smitten with my dog), and in light of all of her recent revelations about the sexual abuse she endured as a kid just makes me root for her. When I met her she was wearing the…

Absolutely! Provocative in the sense that it elicits reaction.

So I got into a FB debate (shit, I know) about this cover. I am a woman and another woman objected to her be “splayed with her crotch showing in stilettos for the male gaze.” Serena 100 percent art directed this cover, I am sure. She had complete creative control in this situation, and yes, while it is a provocative…

Right. I have no idea how this particular situation went down - it most certainly could have been rape- but there have been a couple of times in my 11 year marriage where I got blitzed and didn’t immediately remember that I had tackled my husband and had sex with him. He’d make a fleeting remark in the morning about…

Yeah, not my type either by a longshot, but I’m pretty sure he’s way hotter and more magnetic in person. I mean, he’s gotta be, right? X Factor or something?

The defrosted burrito won me over.

Even if this is totally fabricated, still starring for creativity.

I swear this was from an episode of Portlandia.

I don’t even care if it’s going to be bad, but that little girl is the PERFECT casting choice for Dolly. She even does that Smoky Mountain accent well!

So how is Coco wearing leggings? I was wearing a pad that was about 4 inches thick and 12 inches long when I left the hospital with each of my kids. I mean, the full hair, makeup and corset thing is to be expected, but how isn’t she doing that waddle you do when you’ve got something the size of a pillow stuffed in…

HELL YES. My 6 year old white girl self wanted so desperately to be the dancer with braids when I grew up. That lady was the fucking BOSS.

Since I had only my cheesy broccoli rice casserole leftover from my mom’s potluck, I stuffed some in my usual fried egg lunch sandwich today. Actually, not too shabby. Kind of an eggs benedict-ish dish?

Oh God can you imagine this dick as your boyfriend? He’s the guy that thinks he’s doing his girlfriends a favor by educating them about music. Oh yeah, and all the stuff you are into? It’s shit and he’s going to make you a mixtape of the bands you should be listening to.

There is no way a judge would award custody of those kids to that pedophile husband of hers. If she left, those kids would be in her care and that POS Josh would have only supervised visits. But I totally agree with you that her leaving would be virtually impossible (in her eyes) to pull off. Absent of any kind of…

Well sure. But the manager is the proper person in the chain of command for a customer to lodge a complaint with. She didn’t have access to the owner. Going bonkers at the manager for a stupid policy stands a better chance of making it back to the owner than complaining to and punishing a delivery driver for it.

YUP. He’s got a dorky thing going on that is way more appealing.