Maybe it’s just the blood moon eclipse, but some very weird shit has gone down tonight, and the revelation that SJP was in Iowa running on a treadmill listening to Everybody Dance Now takes the cake. The very first time I heard that song (1990), I was a high school sophmore competing in a speech/debate tournament in…

This article actually made me take my hair out of it’s high ponytail and pull it back super, super low and loose.

AMAZING.

Fucking wah, dude.

I was on vacation last week and the hotel where we were staying had a basket of tampons and pads set out in their lobby’s women’s bathroom. I remarked to my husband how thoughtful this gesture was and he just kind of blinked at me.

WINNER. For serious!! Right down to the attitude!

Deregulate EVERYTHING! FDA is first. EPA, next. Then, Department of Education.

My husband does that! It grosses me out!

The priest counseling my sister and her fiancé before their marriage held their weekly sessions in a bar, where they would proceed to drink themselves into oblivion, ending one session by barfing in the bar’s mens’ room.

Sadly, this bitch is going to be booked on every goddamn topical talk show next week. This gives me yet another reason to avoid watching The View.

That was my first thought after seeing this!

That will be spectacular! CAN’T WAIT.

Affable = good in the sack.

That fucking made my day.

Bravo!

Why isn’t Kourtney intervening? That girl has great pregnancy style. Where are the fabulous caftans??

I am actually VERY passionate about breakfast cereal.

Lucy, I’m very happy for you dear, but please tell me, are your awesome lashes Latisse or extensions?? Cause I want em.

Gummi de Milo!

A makeup artist once use Blistex on my brows to groom them, along with a matte eyeshadow and it worked perfectly. I have been using it ever since without a problem and I have super-reactive sensitive skin. I just swipe a little on my finger, smooth it on my brow and brush with a eyebrow brush. It’s not gummy, stiff or…