Can you try posting it in the comments section? Maybe that’s verboten, but I’d like to read it.

Bummer that Pam is wearing her hair long again. I also have a bit of a hair curtain I hide behind, but I thought she looked smoking hot with that pixie cut.

Needs more Rush.

You have got to be fucking kidding me. I mean, my husband has a solar panel back there, and my brothers are completely bald. Who really gives that much of a shit that you have to make up some hilariously awful lie? It’s like me telling my mom that the hicky on my neck was from a wayward curling iron.

I LOVED You Can’t Do That On Television! Never in a million years could it be produced today, but I sat and watched this entire episode and the shit is still funny.

That is straight up sad! :(

I used to watch this! I can sort of understand why Alanis Morissette went down on him in a theater.

I am an actor and can vouch for this guy: generally, we have no dignity. If the paycheck is good enough, we’ll show up.

But you see, I really don’t have enough faith to believe that people won’t vote for him in the general. The American electorate can be really, really stupid.

I have been on many boats, large and small. But never ever have I worn even a fraction of the amount of makeup Kim has on. Or a dog collar.

This is one of my all-time favorites!

I get what you’re saying and I know she wears almost the exact same thing all the damn time, but really, I don’t have an issue with it. She plays it safe. That’s her comfort zone. I’m 40 and I know what looks good on me. She’s what, 45? That she doesn’t want to dress like Rihanna or Cher is not a big deal, I think.…

Why can’t Madonna take a page out of the Annie Lennox playbook and just allow her self to get older and cooler? I mean, I get it. I just turned 40 and I don’t want to pack it all in and cut my hair like my mom and her friends did (short, permed then curling iron-styled), but shit, woman! Dial it back a little. A good…

CHOLULA 4EVA.

Only if it is fried.

I’d rather have nothing than have Pez.

Early 20s Looped would have and hoped he really liked me. Newly-christened 40 year old Looped would know in a heartbeat what selfish lover he undoubtedly is.

I panicked when I saw that Joe Jackson had a stroke, only because I thought it was Joe Jackson. That would have been a travesty.

From purity ring to cock ring!

My biggest takeaway is that photo accompanying the story is obviously before the big money started rolling in - before they could spring for the top-of-the-line glam squads. I mean, that is how silly this whole fucking thing sounds to me.