Is lifting the man in the air a crime or Mr. Porter’s fault? Whoopsie!

Yeah, it’s about race, not the 6+ inches and 100+ pounds Porter had. Oh yeah, and the threatening part. Just him being black.

Voting against a cigarette tax and higher taxes everywhere else. Hilarious logic there.

I’m hoping this is just Grade A trolling.

RIP Gawker

Before I even followed baseball (didn’t really like it until 5 years later, but got guilted into filling a spot). Finished 5th in an 8 team league. Made no roster moves. I was a terrible spot filler apparently.

Yeah, doubtful. Dude is a head case (borderline hermit relative to his fame) and needs to be in a small market, and he’s making money hand over fist.

wat

Get out of here with your fancy sabermetr..

WOOHOO! Democratic Socialism FTW. BER-NIE! BER-NIE!